love/hate

So, I love Futurama, I hate work.

I love my lovah, I hate my messy house.

I love summer, I hate the TTC.

I love anticipation, I hate suspence (but I love it!).

I love Johnny Depp, I hate Keira Knightly (somebody rape and pillage her please).

I love my nightgown, I hate laundry.

I love candles, I hate noise.

I love my kitty, I hate his litter.

I love my mommy, I hate following orders.

I love languages, I hate barriers.

I love broadway, I hate poverty.

I love ability, I hate responsibility.

I love pasta, I hate my thighs.

I love acting, I hate politics.

I love opportunity, I hate making decisions.

I love generosity, I hate when people have power highs.

I love Family Guy, I hate King of the Hill.

I love travel, I hate leg cramps.

I love hope, I hate dissapointment.

I love jokes, I hate boredom.

I love slacking, I hate slackers.

I love costumes, I hate paying rent.

I love sex, I hate not having a private jet.