C cup

Dude. My boobs are smaller. I'm a little upset about that.

I'm wearing this bra I stole from my friend (who got it for free, who never wears it) and it fits like a dream except it's digging right between the girls. Hahaha, that's what Stacey from TLC's What Not To Wear calls breasts. I'm surprised she doesn't say "girl." A beautiful leopard print shoe.

Remember how I like children's literature? Well, I found some new good books. The Percy Jackson series is awesome, the guy's got a very good sense of humour. I think the series is over and that makes me sad. As sad as my small tits. Seriously, I was an E before. But the books are getting more and more mature -- is it too much to hope for that they'll have sex? I really want them to.

The thing with grown-up fantasy books is that they're horribly written. But there's sex. And people my age. And swearing. Well, swearing in another world, so it's things like "blood and ashes!" But they get in trouble for saying that, so it's like "motherfucker!" I would like to put in a request for children's books to be more realistic -- sex and swearing, please. Well, maybe I'll have it in my book. Hmm...I'm coming up with something. It's gonna be hot.

So I can't stand it, like I really can't stand it, when people say "they're saying now..." and then mention something they heard on the news. I'm looking after my friend's mom, who's nothing but the sweetest woman ever, but she can't stop watching the news and then telling me what they're saying. "They're saying now that tanning beds are bad for you." No fucking shit, Sherlock. "They're saying you shouldn't give your phone number out on the internet, so I called my daughter and told her to take it off her facebook account." Oh, really? That's unsafe? "Where's Kelowna? Far away? Good. A boy got bit by a rattlesnake." Oh. My. God. I'm not a fan of the "news" at all.

Remember that bra I mentioned? I was wearing it because it looked sooooooooo hot on me, but now I took it off and I feel really free.

I dunno, I feel like maybe my priorities are way out of synch with everyone else's. Not to say that any priorities are better than others. We're just so different. I don't worry so much about this and that. Whether or not I'll get sick, the weather, rattlesnakes, identity theft, de-humidifiers. I worry about making my mom proud of me, about whether or not I'll make friends in England, about being a good friend, about my shrinking chichis.

Hm. Firefox accepts "chichis" as a correctly spelled word.