Things You Might Like To Know

* I broke my wrist while rollerblading. Yes, rollerblading.

* I didn't get in to RENT. I'm genuinely not upset by this as I am really not fond of the director or his company and it isn't a professional production anyway.

* I'm gonna be in my first student film on Monday as a sexy server! I hope I get at least one line!

* EG is coming to stay with me for almost three weeks! So many exciting plans and surprises! Lots to do!!! Need to wax everything...

* My right nipple is really itchy at the moment.

* EG is talking like we're absolutely moving in together in September! It's happening, no questions! Except the how...

* I'm almost really sick of Vancouver. She treated me so well all winter and the beginning of spring, but now she's being a complete twat.

* I actually know about globalisation. I can quote Foucault.

* Passive aggression is my new biggest pet peeve and I think it will keep the lead for a long time. I'm really really trying to be chill when people get passive aggressive on my ass but it just makes my blood boil and so I talk behind their backs...

* I'm going to be twenty-fucking-six in a month. Twenty-sick.

* I've had dreams about my imaginary wedding for 3 nights in a row now. I think it'll be a while before I get a proposal, if ever.

* Doing the dishes makes my hands feel really dry but I don't like those gloves.

* It's hard to not eat bread when you're allowed to eat bread when it's there. I'm good at home, no problem, but babysitting = carbs!

* I'm probably getting a beautiful purple bike on Tuesday! I wanna get streamers for the handlebars and those clicky things for the spokes and, most importantly, a basket!!!

* My room's clean, except the floor needs vaccuming. You try vaccuming with a broken wrist.

* I've gotten into passive aggressive notes (google that shit) online...I think my house would win.

* I'm going to have the loudest possible sex when he gets here.

*I'd really like a psychologist...or psychiatrist, whichever is the one without meds. I don't need pills to clear my head! In fact, that would cloud it more! I just need an objective listener to whom I can tell everything in my life.

* The neighbours are playing really shitty music.

* I like this new show: The Inbetweeners. Check it out. OV Guide. You won't regret it.

* I overrate tonight, but it was just tomato soup! Still, don't get back into the habit. No part of it feels good. Oh, except for the part where the soup was in my mouth.

* You know how I've never particularly wanted fame and fortune but I've always known I'd end up with them? Well I'm starting to worry that my brilliance will remain unnoticed! Now, that's fine...but not for my castle...

* I think I might have kids' songs in my head for the rest of my life. Hmm.

*I miss teaching! I loved those little ankle biters! I knew how to put on a wicked show!

* I've never appreciated the convention of Friday and Saturday nights. I understand the fact that if we all partied on different nights of the week, no one would get any sleep, 'cause of the noise. But I don't like the pressure! Or the lame things people choose to do and enjoy enforcing on their friend Alathariel.

* The Nanny was a really good show!


*Time to sleep.